Saturday, April 17, 2010

The Great Pizza Fiasco!

*I am currently experimenting with my foods & discovering the wonders of Cauliflower!  I even made a Faux Mashed Potatoes w/Cauliflower the other night!  Here is my latest & greatest attempt at creating something grand (and healthy) in the kitchen. Enjoy!


Okay, so I am definitely not the 'chef' of the family. That title belongs to my husband & I generally stay of his way as he does his magic & then I clean the dishes after!  However, I've been snooping through some recipes and finally became brave enough to attempt the INFAMOUS CAULIFLOWER PIZZA.  I SO should have captured this on video.

Imagine if you will, ME in the kitchen with half a head of cauliflower & a grater.  Can you hear the theme song to JAWS?  You would THINK that this is a simple task, but DON'T BE FOOLED!  I nearly scraped my fingerprints off!  After a long and arduous go at shredding the cauliflower into teeny tiny slivers (and most likely a few slices of MY flesh), I finally was able to add the cheese & spices to mix my soon to be pizza crust together. 

Then I prepared my sauce, my toppings (yellow pepper & canadian bacon) & made a beautiful, cannibal, cauliflower pizza & popped it in the oven and waited.  I checked the pizza 15 minutes later and it was soggy.  WHAT IN THE WORLD?  I checked it after another 10 minutes and it was STILL soft! 

What did I do wrong?  I re-read the directions and realized... I did NOT prebake my crust before adding the toppings!  UGH!  So, you live & you learn right?  I ate my tasty super soggy pizza and decided due to my technical difficulties, I will probably NEVER make it again.  At least not without a food processor!

Fast forward 2 days later (tonight), and I put the other half in the oven to heat up for my dinner and found it was TOTAL MUSH upon checking it 10 minutes later.  So I got out a sheet of foil, splatted the 'pizza' cafeteria style by 4 spatula fulls of goopy pizza-like masses, put it back in the pan on the foil and baked it another 15 minutes. 

The outcome?  Upside-Down Pizza Casserole that was half stuck to the foil (because of course I failed to spray the foil with Pam!)...  But it was actually more firm than the first night I had it and even tastier to eat... even though 1/4 of it I couldn't scrape from the foil... So, there it is.  My attempt at the Cauliflower Pizza.  May it rest in peace.  (See Recipe below.)

(This pic is borrowed from the lady I got the recipe from.)

Cauliflower crust:
1/2 head of fresh, raw, grated cauliflower
2 c. low fat, low moisture part-skim mozarella
2 tsp. garlic (I used chopped garlic from a jar)
1 tsp. Mrs. Dash. (I used Tony's instead)

Mix the ingredients together and spread out on a pizza tray sprayed with pam. Bake at 425 degrees for 15 minutes. Flip pizza crust over when done & add your choice of toppings. (Mine are below.)

Pizza Toppings:
1/2 c. Hunt's No Sugar Added Italian Style Sauce 
(or you can make your own low sugar sauce, some people do that)
1/2 c. yellow pepper
1/2 c. mushrooms
1/2 c. mozzarella
18 slices of turkey pepperoni or canadian bacon. Bake at 425 for 10 more minutes or until its cooked to your liking. Cool for 10 minutes before serving. 

Note: The crust does not come out as firm as a normal pizza; if you use a pizza stone it will help.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

My Little Poopsies

I love my babies.  
Though honestly, there are days that 
they drive me a little batty.  
They whine.  
They complain.  
They ask the same question a million times,
even though I've given them the answer 
again and again.  
They can't stand to be together 
and they can't stand to be apart.  
They giggle and they fight.  
They pinch and they hug.  
Then they say something funny.
They give me kisses and squeezes.  
And they bat their eyes.  
And, my heart melts.  
I love my babies.

Redeeming Love

* Not written to seek sympathy. I’ll be honest. Father's Day has never been my favorite holiday. I would stand forever in the Hallmar...